Maa Khushkabri Hai

Maa Khushkabri Hai

Sardar On Phone :
Maa Khushkabri Hai

Maa: Bol Beta

Sardar: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye

Maa :
Mubarak Ho ,Beta Hua Ya Beti?

Sardar:
Meri Biwi Ne Dusri Shadi Karli..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 779 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ek ladka fail hua

Ek ladka fail hua. Uskay abu ne kaha dekhu padon ki ladki nay kitnay marks liye hain. Ladka haan haan dekh dekh aur dekh , usee ki waja say thu Fail huwa hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
SHAHI AFRIDI

breaking news:
shahid afridi ny gulshan-e-iqbal block 13 mein tandoor kholny ka faisla kar liya hy.
.
.
;BOOM BOOM CHAPATI

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Lion 1 Buirya Se

Lion 1 Buriya Se:
Main Tera Khoon P Jaun Ga
Buriya:
Pena Hai To Kisi Jawan Mard Ka Pi
Uska Khoon Garam Hoga
Sher: Nahi,Mera Aj Cold Drink Peny Ka Mood Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor my wife recently

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai

1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha?

Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli
Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad-exam kaisa hua?

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.

dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa drawing money for atm

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?

Student: HBFC k malik hain.

Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?

Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Comments On Love

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher - un do kings ka naam

Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....

Santa - sir



1.SMO KING



2.DRIN KING..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Sard Fizaaa

Ijazat

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook