Laloo: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views

Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.

Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.

Patni: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?

Pati: Aise jaise Bhagwan shesh naag ki GodPati mein lete hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HaMaRi DosTi

HaMaRi DosTi AaP Se TaB TaK
RaheGi
JaB 1 GonGa 1 BehRe Ko
CalL KaR Ke BataiGa Ke 1 AndHe
Ne DekHa Ke AiK LaNgRa BhaG
RaHa ThA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan ghar walon k sath

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girlehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)