Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?

Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?
Shiv ji: Rajnikanth le gaya hai!
Parvati ji: Kyooon?
Shiv ji: Noodles khaane ke liye!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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