Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??

Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1197 views

Punjabi shadi ki party

Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak
bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab
generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Ke 4 Bache

Aik Pathan K 4 Bache Thy
Govt Ne Elaan Kia K Jis K 5 Bache Honge Usay Rs.20000 Mahana Wazeefa Dia Jayega

Pathan Ne Bevi Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl Frend Se B Hai
Main Wo B Lekar Aata Hun 5 Par Pese Milenge Jab Wapis Ghar Aya To 2 He Bache Thy

Pathan: Do Aur Kahan Hain?
Bivi: Jin K Thy Wo Le Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DEVDAS Of 2010..

DEVDAS Of 2010..

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur

Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Biwi Ne Gutne Tek Hi Diye

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha

Santa: “Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?”

Banta: “Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi”

Santa: “Achha, Fir Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?”

Banta: “Yahi Ki Bed Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao, Kuch Nahi Kahungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shiekh Jee Oye Shehzade

Shiekh: Is Sheeshy ki koi Garanty ?

Dukandar: Ap isko 100 Manzil Se Nichy Girao Ye 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Totey Ga.

Shiekh: Jee Oye Shehzade Kar Dey Pack…

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)