American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad lega....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Agar mai gum ho

Wife: Agar mai gum ho Jaon to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!

Wife: Kiya Add do ge? Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Urdu to english

Teacher:Dukh hamesha 7 rahta ha magar khushi ati jati hai ye english me btao
sardar:my wife is always with me but her sister come and go.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

School k Bachhe Kisi ko

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseet k School le ja rhe the
Ye dekh 1Aadmi bola:Jane do Beta,Ye Khud School aa jyga.
Bachhe:Ye Bachha Nai Master Hai ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge

Pathan Rail Ki Parti Par Lait Gaya
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kar Rahe Ho
Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge

Pathan : Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya Kuch Nahi Hua
Train Kya Cheez Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)