New Version of Old Dialogue:
Mere Paas Facebook Hai
Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Smart Boy Answer:
Mere Paas "KAAM DHANDA" hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views

Airhostess

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain Gay?
Lahori Musafir (Akartay Hoye): Pepsi, Kabab,
Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With
Naan Raita+Salad.
Airhostess: Sadqay Jawan, Pressure Kuker Di Toti Warga Munh Ay Tawada.
Tusi PIA Day Jahaz Tay Aaye Ho,
Apni Pehan Day Walimay Tay Nai.
Moral: Airhostess V Lahore Di C.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

pathan used to go to college with his donkey...

After few years he had to go alone...

Why?





Because the donkey graduated...!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek coffee laana

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Letter from husband

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boy friend is fun and husband..

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)