Sardar in Train
Sardar in Train
T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’
Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’
T.T:
‘Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri applied for aey?? ?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 771 views
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