Ek ladka apni girlfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le k ghumne jata hai
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ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai .
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Socho bahat tez barish mei kya hua hoga
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Socho...
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Socho... .
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Nahi pata...
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. Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai.
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ladka dar k bhag jata hai :|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views
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