Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me
Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado..
itne aage bado ke jisase bhi milo wo kahe...
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“Chalo bhai aage bado..chutta nahi hai..“
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 952 views
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