Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu
Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 515 views
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K.G boy closed his EARS with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,
Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,
He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom i luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..” ;)
by Raju (few years ago!)
As supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.
The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.
manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.
Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya
1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy
Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay
re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin
raha tha…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?
Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.
Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)