Sardar
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 551 views
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