Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views

Good to eat.

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such
things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you
ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce,
but now it's gone.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Camera Man

“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan & teacher

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha,

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)