Short Man: Chand toh raat ko

Short Man: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

Funny GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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