A Russian visiting Pakistan
A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.
The eye sspecialist shows the letters 'CWXQSAZ' to the Russian.
Doctor: Can you read this?
Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 551 views
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