Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 967 views
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