Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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Pathan:
Nahi Hamara
Ghar Tou Ground Floor Pe Hai.:-
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I'm coming daily since 4 days
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