teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
student: apka mooh....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1178 views

ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye

ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 larki interview dene gyi

1 larki interview dene gyi
boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 2 tyre hote h..?
larki-bike..
boss-nhi..honda bike
.
boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 4 tyre hote h ?
larki-car..
boss-nhi..maaruti car
.
.
ab larki ki baari thi
larki-woh kya chiz h jo bahar se white pr uske andar kala gola hota h..?
boss-hehe..aankh
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larki-nhi..saale teri maa ki ankh..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

do saboot aur

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Yaar Kahi To Beth Ke

Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai.

Police Wala: “Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?”

Aadmi: “Hum Dono Married Hai”

Police Wala: “Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na”

Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)