Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you

Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you
doing.....??
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Husband:"office ­ - me bahut
kaam hai bus nipta
ke aata hu. ..and u
sweet heart....??
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wife:"mai club me tere piche
khadi
hu...:p :O :D :D

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