tutay howay dil say piyaar

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 800 views
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