Aap Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rahte Ho
Ek Aadmi Bus Driver Se Puchhta Hai: “Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rehte Ho ?”
Bus Driver: “24 Ghante”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arrey Wo Kese ?”
Bus Driver: “12 Ghante Is Bus Mein, Doosre 12 Ghante Biwi Ke Bus Mein
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1419 views
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