Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta chess khel rahe the.

Santa: Ab bus kro yar, Hum khel bandh karte hain.

Banta: Thik hai yar, waise bhi ab tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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