Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
.
Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1333 views
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