Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray
Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1050 views
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