Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 699 views

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Corolla XLI 2012 Bhej Raha Hoon

Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .*
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Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej Dena;-)

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

Sardar

Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

anso bhane se kya faida

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida

Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida... ;->

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sardar phatan k bache ko dehk ker bola

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)