Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le ke aa raha hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 901 views
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apan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
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bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago
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Bukhar Nhi Utr
Raha Tha
Usy Doctor Ny
Mashwra Dya K
Molvi Sahab Say
Dam Krwa Lo
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Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay
Mirasi Phir
Doctor K Pass
Gya Or Bola
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Leh Gya ay Hun
Molvi Ni Lehnda”
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neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs,
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