Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??

Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??

Santa : 3 mahine baad.

Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??

Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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