the best way to see
The best way to see the good work of a government is to love his party personally
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 774 views
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1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.
Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Agar Coconut tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to Engineering College ki larkiyan dikh jayen gi?
Pathan: Haan yaara! Aur agar tu haath chor de to Medical College ki larkiyan bhi dikh jayen gi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik dost(dosre se)main aj ehadkiya hay ke main aynda shart nahi lagaon ga. Dosra dost lekin tum esa nahi kar sako ge. Pehla dostshart laga lo.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Hum Loug Hamaisha KARACHI Ko 1 Acha Shehar Nahi Samajhtay,
Our Iski Burai Main Lagay Rehtay Hain..
Hanlan K KARACHI Dunia Ki Wo Wahid Our Azeem Jagha Ha,
Jaha ABC Rehta Ha… :D
Taaliyaaaaaaan
(‘.’)/
/)( Beth Jayen Beth Jayen.
Doosron Ko Bhi Azeem Insan Dekhnay Dain…
Shukriya ;)
Jalny Walay Pleaze Side Pay Rahain ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye
1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??
Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai yaar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har
Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)