"Do you really believe your husband when he tells
you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's
best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well,
maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane
"he never returns with any fish..."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 773 views

Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

An ideal homework excuse....

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Seeing his wife

Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not.

He painted it from his sharp memory!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fun to hai

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ool gape de muh wale msg to kar de hahaha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)