Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do
Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas
Faker khush ho kr G hen
Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay
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