Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do
Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas
Faker khush ho kr G hen
Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 845 views
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1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.
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"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
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Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon
.Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
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Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag
khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.
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Agr hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost…..
To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay.
Un Teeno Ko Jagah Theek Se Nahi Mil Rahi Thi.
Phir 1 Sardar Bed Se Neeche Late Gya
2nd Sardar: Oye !
Ab Jagah Hogai Hai,Upar Aaja!
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