Wife: Janu! Kash aap message

Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti

Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apnikisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

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Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta

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Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
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Uffo Kya Kerte Ho?

Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.

Door Hatt Jao.

Koi Dekhega Toh Kya Sochega?

Aqal Nahi Hai Kya?

Uff Abhi Nahi Kerona.

Akele Mein Kerna.
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Naak Saaf.

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husband wife fight

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Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
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