American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 812 views

Humey garibon k sath pyar se

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wife husband se

Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per?

Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye!

Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avajme kiyu?
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Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha thaP

logo ne pucha kia hua sardar ji?P

sardar ji bola meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.P

logo ne pucha q kia hua?P

sardar bola yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"sab bolte hein
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"TERI BHABHI SE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

70 year old man asked his wife.

70 year old man asked his wife. Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?

Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

girl frd

Once a math's teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

by nadeem (few years ago!)