GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..

BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??

GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views

if a cute girl..

*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

2+2=5

Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??

Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.

Teacher: Wo Kese??

Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)

Sadhu Ji Ki Yatra

T.T Train Main Ticket Check Ker Raha Hota Hai Toh Ek Sadhu Se Bola.

T.T To Sadhu: “Ticket Dikhao?”

Sadhu: “Ticket Toh Nahi Hai”

T.T: “Kahaan Jana Hai?”

Sadhu: “Jahan Ram Ji Ka Janam Hua Thha”

T.T: “Chal Mere Sath”

Sadhu Hairani Se: “Kahaan?”

T.T: “Jahaan Krishan Ji Ka Janam Hua Tha – Jail“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rasty main larkay chairty hain.

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain.

DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)