Rasty main larkay chairty hain.
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta
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