Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views

We should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the
middle of the road.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

College ki girls ne strike ki.

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar asked his servant

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.
Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bathroom main shower

Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom me shower se nahaney ka bohat maza aya

Major Rohail: Shower..?

Phatan: Sir ap ko shower thora uppar kr k lgwana chaheye.

Major Rohail: Oy Khan wo shower nhi "Muslim Shower" hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend'

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend' banana bhi bahut zaruri hai..!
Kyu ki...
.
.
"Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN hi sab kuch nahi hoti..!!
.
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TENSION bhi zaruri hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)