Customer: Do you have cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: Im moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Idiots Please Stand Up

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dimagh

Dimagh jisam ka sab se ahm hisa hai, ye 24 ghante active rahta hai.
Ye paida se le kar us waqt tak kam karta hai jab tak shadi na hu jae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Quote By A Thief

Mobile Ke Night Plans Ne To Humein,

Bhukha Hi Maar Diya Hai Doston,

Jis Ghar Mein Chori Ke Liye Jaao,

Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey ,
aik larki ne shohar ko dekh kar romantic andaz main hello kaha,

bivi ne poocha yeh kon thee? shuhar ne kaha, abhi tu ussy bhi batana hai k tum kon ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)