3 Sardarji

3 sardar bike pe ja rahe the,trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nahi ki 3 sawari chalana zurm hai.

Sardar - hume malum hai isiley 1 ko ghar chhodne ja rhe hain!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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