BBC Reporter

BBC Reporter Pathan Se:

Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?

Pathan:
Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform
Par Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di

Reporter: Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?

Pathan:
Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri
Par Leta Tha Ye Elaan Suna To Mein Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 901 views
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