Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend: I'm falling in love.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views
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