Any Key
I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'
He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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