Thirsty crow
1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
.
Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
.
Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
.
Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 840 views
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He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
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Colda & hota r fruits
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English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
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I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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Larkay wale:
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