Boy & Girl playing Ludo
Boy & Girl playing Ludo
Boy : Agar 1,2,3,4 or 5 aaya to
I will kiss U….;-)
Girl : Wat??
Acha or 6 aaya to???
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi kheli hai kya???.. XD
dobara meri chance pagli.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 708 views
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