Creation

A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 987 views
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