Commen Sence
Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta
para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua
hai…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 887 views
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