1 mazak

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte
the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
?
?
Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 843 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

CROSS THE ROAD... FORGETFUL CHICKEN

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go
shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Some say Whisky is Risky

Some say Whisky is Risky,
Some say Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki,
But .. Rum, Beer ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nhi Grlfrnd se Zyada Risky !
Aaj Iski, kal pata nhi Kisky

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
WO KON C UNGLI HAI

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun per Meezan oil lagain.

Kyun K. Her cheez

Meezan main achi lagti hay.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ghar walon k sath

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girlehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kissing a blank paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi

Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Sardar Pathan

Ek din Hanuman ji patang

Santa Ek Bache Se

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Molvi to phatan

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Malik and the nokar

Time in between

I saw someone in coffie shop

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook