Shadi mein aik smart larka larki say: Ap dance
karogi?
Larki sharma kay boli: Yes!
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Larka pyar say: Tou phir apki KURSI mein lay jaun
Baji. ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1204 views

Ek shikari jungle mein rasta bhool gaya

Ek shikari jungle mein rasta bhool gaya. Kai din tak jungle mein bhatakta raha. Aakhir us ney ek aarzi jhonpra banaya or us mein rehna shuru ker diya.

Kuch din baad usey tez bukhaar ho gaya. Us ki talash keliey redcross waley nikley or kuch din baad us ki jhonpri key paas pohanch gyey jis key ander woh sahab bukhaar sey nidhaal, or marney key qareeb they.

Redcross walon ney darwaza khatkaya. Ander sey murda si awaz aai, kon hey?

“Ham red cross waley hein”

Shikari bola: Khuda keliey yahan to meri jaan chor do. Mei ney apney daftar mein chanda dey diya tha. Ab mein darwaza khol ker dobara tumharey phandey mein nahi phansoon ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bas karo kitna karoge

wife: bas karo kitna karoge? raat se kar rahe ho.
thaky nahi abhi tak?
husband: raat se kar raha hoon to kiya hua
aaj to main pora din karonga.
SMS itne saste jo hogaye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Contribution and Commitment

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)