Ek shikari jungle mein rasta bhool gaya. Kai din tak jungle mein bhatakta raha. Aakhir us ney ek aarzi jhonpra banaya or us mein rehna shuru ker diya.

Kuch din baad usey tez bukhaar ho gaya. Us ki talash keliey redcross waley nikley or kuch din baad us ki jhonpri key paas pohanch gyey jis key ander woh sahab bukhaar sey nidhaal, or marney key qareeb they.

Redcross walon ney darwaza khatkaya. Ander sey murda si awaz aai, kon hey?

“Ham red cross waley hein”

Shikari bola: Khuda keliey yahan to meri jaan chor do. Mei ney apney daftar mein chanda dey diya tha. Ab mein darwaza khol ker dobara tumharey phandey mein nahi phansoon ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1056 views

Baby Bear Wants To Live Somewhere Else

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"

"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."

The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."

"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Sasural Gaya

Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to

Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to
Pakistan ki halat dekh k yeh kehtay..
"Jis raat maine Pakistan ka khawab dekha
Kash uss raat Jaag kar main koi achi Film hi daikh
laita"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Harr Aadmi ka Sapna..

Harr Aadmi ka Sapna :

7 figure ki Salery..
6 figure ki Bachat..
5 Bedroom ka Gharr..
4 Wheel ki Gaari..
3 Week ki Vacation..
2 Piyare Piyare Bachay..

a0r..
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1 Goongi BV..... :-)

by Ehsan Elahi Mughal (few years ago!)