Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri
Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri Naa Hui Toh Mein Kisi Ke Na Hone Dunga!!
Banta: Santa! Yaar Tu Sahi Keh Raha Hai! Par Agar Yeh Teri Ho Gaaaye Toh Sabki Hone Dega!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son : To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or
share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool
raha hea.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Molvi Apne 16 bacho
Aur BV k sath Dost k ghar Dwat pe gia
Dost ne itni bari Family dkh kr
Ghusa main kaha,
“Hayaa nhi i?”
Molvi:
Nhi Us k pepar ho rahy hain
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl friend: who do you love more, your mother or me?
Boy: I love you. I respect my mother.
Girl: So you dont love your mother?
Boy: I respect her with love
Girl: So you dont respect me?
Boy: I love you with respect
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?
Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aap Pagal Ho
Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)