Zardari tax 20%
easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2177 views
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