Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 848 views
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