Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool
Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?
Shiv ji: Rajnikanth le gaya hai!
Parvati ji: Kyooon?
Shiv ji: Noodles khaane ke liye!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 818 views
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,
Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,
Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,
Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,
Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,
Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,
Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”
Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.
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Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.
Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."
Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."
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A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya
to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.
Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se
meri
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kisi Ne Sardar Se Charpai Mangi.
Sardar: Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
Aik Pe Maa Aur Patni Sote Hein,
Aur Dusri Pe Mein Aur Abba…
Admi: Yar Charpai Na Do,
Tarteeb Se To Soya Karo….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya
tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha
begum sahiba hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
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Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat
MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)