2 Lahori larkey m

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey.. :)

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